So, imagine that Tefillin Barbie has children one day. (She'd have some anatomical problems, but hey, I hear they can do some wonderful things with fertility treatment these days.) And then imagine that those children want to play with teeny-tiny meta-dolls of their own. Would you believe that someone out there has already hand-knitted teeny-tiny clothes for the teeny-tiny meta-dolls? Let's not think what it would be like if the baby Barbies wanted their dollies to have little dolly tefillin as well...