Livre d'Or

'allo.
I'm a 28yr old straight-ish California girl living in DC and working for the man.
I don't post as often as a should and usually go in fits and spurts with that. Topics are all over the place, mostly about life, sometimes about interests.
I'm a liberal, Christian, international security politics geek who spent a number of years studying the EU and likes the fact that my job has me traveling to places that come with a bullet-proof vest. I worked on the Obama campaign on veterans issues but never served in uniform as I, in the words of my mother, "don't take orders worth a damn."
I write like I talk, with too many clauses and run-on sentences. I have a twisted sense of humor and am incredibly protective of my friends - which means I'll be the first to pick you up when you trip and fall down the stairs but will be laughing the entire time. I'm commitment-phobic and sexual-philic regardless of gender; I believe that every argument has at least five sides and if you can't articulate at least three of them you need to pay better attention. I hang out with friends and dance in my free time. I'm a generalist who loves to embrace the random and tries to accept that men are dumb, women are crazy, and people are stupid.
My default out-of-spoons safe space is synecdochic and sarah's living room which makes me one of the luckiest people ever.
EDIT:
Oh yeah, everyone just calls me H.