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I don't think that's going to be quite the sort of thing I want; they're selling it as a way to use your phone as a thin client to run Ubuntu on a desktop, which is a cute idea and all, but not really my use-case. Though I suppose if I set up my phone to dual-boot with Ubuntu I could install Ubuntu programs instead of Android apps, which would certainly be good for things like getting a decent word processor / email client without paying in privacy or money.